So, Zooey Deschanel (Elf, She & Him, 500 Days Of Summer) got hitched to chart-topping indie lord, Ben Gibbard (Death Cab For Cutie) and yes, that really did happened.
Anyway, thanks to the biproducts from miracles of technology and journalism, we bring you an alleged transcript from the couple’s ceremony featuring a portion from Gibbard’s vows:
BG: There is a powerful pull that compels me to grow closer to you at every instance of our eyes meeting whether its under a crisp atmosphere of cooling air or facing the harshest of solar flares…
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- Matt
