Things got awkward right after this when George Takei showed up with Jason Voorhees.
- Matt
There are few things in this life that I hate more than the New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority (Meg Whitman’s son comes to mind). Never have I seen such a poorly managed, poorly operated organization. I mean, why don’t we just hire these people to clean up oil spills in the Gulf. Trains and buses are always late, if running at all (apparently we’re all supposed to stay home on weekends). Stations and trains are dirty, and attendants are rarely helpful. Even the buskers have become completely devoid of any discernible talent (uh…dude in the tunnel between the L and 123 at 6th Ave., your special brand of Jack Johnson inspired acoustic pop is like muzak to my ears. play the fucking spoons or something. you’ll still be untalented, but at least you’ll be original). On top of all this, the MTA is going to be raising fares effective 12/30/2010, and of course, none of that extra money is going to be applied to making these things any better. Actually, I’m pretty sure the money just goes into the same black hole that sucks up all the G trains. Anyway, as someone who is not as “affluent” as the MTA would have you believe, I’d like to propose some ways the MTA could save/make money, other than raising the unlimited MetroCard fare to $104.
1.) Give the 3rd Ave. L stop to the homeless. IT’S. FUCKING. POINTLESS. Stop maintaining it and let the dude who has been shitting on the staircase at the Houston 1 stop shit there instead. Read more »
- Carlo
October 28th, 2010 | Illustration
Halloween is almost up your butt. What are you gonna do about it? Check this out while you’re figuring it out.
- Matt
Cafe Bloodbath is our first major project as The Cheap Thriller. We’ve been working on putting the pieces together (writing, recording, animating and editing) for over three years now. Yesterday, because they are awesome, our west coast comrades over at Ask A Ninja feautred the pilot episode of Cafe Bloodbath on their Death By Monday series. It looks like this:
- Matt
October 24th, 2010 | News
Um…hey. Wow. This is awkward. It’s been a long time since we’ve talked, and I suppose an explanation is in order. Things got a little crazy this Summer and there was literally no time for posts. For that I’m sorry, but lemme give you a brief overview of what has taken place over the past few months and maybe you’ll understand.
To start things off, I had a really messy breakup in July because my ex-gf Lindsay turned into a total coke whore. She used to be a knockout (and totally bisexual), but now her face is all pockmarked and I’m pretty sure she has a venereal disease…but I digress. So after we broke up I needed to clear my head. Luckily my friend has this amazing villa down in Chile and he was off on business (he’s a miner or something), so he totally wasn’t using it for the months of August and September. I chilled down there, ate some really great food, met some really beautiful women who didn’t speak English (ie., weren’t annoying) and soaked up the South American sun. Read more »
- Carlo
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