I love the experience of going to the movies, but not that many films come out worth paying $20 and listening to a toothsucker try and get Jujubes dislodged from his molars. So, like many of you, I end up waiting for most movies to show up on Netflix. Some movies, though, look so terrible, I will only watch them on a Sunday afternoon after I’ve taken non-drowsy cold medicine and already watched 3 episodes of I Shouldn’t Be Alive. I refer to these movies as: Maybe On Cables.
- Carlo
Chipotle – burrito (steak, carnitas, black beans, rice, hot salsa, sour cream and cheese), chips and a bottled water.
- Jason
The sun is coming out and that means you are going to be barbecuing more hot dogs, hamburgers and pineapple rings than you know what to do with. And sooner or later one of these magical weekend adventures in doing next to nothing is going to be crashed by an unwelcome guest (no, not this guy.) —shitty weather. At least one of the hundred or so BBQs you will go to this spring/proto-summer is going to get rained on. Don’t make a big deal out of it. Just move everyone inside, crank up these tunes and make stronger drinks. Someone will clean up the footprints in the morning.
- Matt
53rd and 6th Halal Cart – chicken, rice, and pita with white sauce and hot sauce and a Honey Green Tea Honest Tea.
- Jason
Cafe Duke – brown tuna and avocado roll, spicy tuna roll, Cinnamon Coffee Cake Kashi GOLEAN Crunchy! Bar and a Blueberry Green Tea Tea’s Tea.
- Jason
Where’s the best take out place in your neighborhood? Do you write helpful Yelp reviews about it? Or do you just write ones that read like the harrowing adventures of a luckless version of you and your annoying significant other? Are you everyone on the Internet? What if it is cat? Would you eat it anyway if you knew? How can you ever really know?
Tell us about it. You can even start if off with the classic once upon a time of Yelp: “So, there we were, just looking for a decent place to grab a nice bite to eat when we found THIS place. Boy were we in for a surprise!…” Pure poetry.
- Matt
Last night’s Ax Men kicked off with an unfortunate reminder that television shows very rarely show people getting killed. So, picking up where last week’s episode left off at the Rygaard site, we learned that Craig didn’t die after getting struck by the excavator (i.e., God hates Dave). He picked himself up, brushed himself off and continued to bitch about how stupid everyone else is. I guess a hypocrite’s work is never done.
As usual, the real magic started once Shelby Stanga appeared onscreen. While pulling cypress logs for one of his buyers, Shelby stumbled across an agitated water moccasin and decided to pick it up by the tail and swing it around. Read more »
- Carlo
Cafe Duke – some sort of shrimp pasta, macaroni and cheese, salmon, some sort of meat, some other sort of meat and a Honey Green Tea Honest Tea.
- Jason
Cafe Duke – 1/2 BBQ chicken pizza, 1/2 meat lover’s pizza and a Blueberry Green Tea Teas’ Tea.
- Jason
