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      When I see something like this, I have to wonder if Hollywood isn’t trying to keep me, personally, out of the theaters. This movies seems so perfectly designed to be hated by me, custom-fit for my fury, that it borders on caricature.

      Something Borrowed Movie Poster MAYBE ON CABLE: SOMETHING BORROWED

      A thin line between love and friendship? There’s also a thin line between parody and the actual. So thin, that sometimes, I don’t know how or when I’m supposed to be able to tell the difference. If this were a parody, it would be a white-hot lightning bolt of pure genius. Sadly, it’s not. Read more »

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      20110505 EAT JASONS LUNCH #35

      Cafe Duke – sandwich (cracked pepper turkey, roast beef, mozzarella cheese and mayo on a roll), barbeque potato popchips, Cinnamon Coffee Cake Kashi GOLEAN Crunchy! Bar and a Honey Green Tea Honest Tea.

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      We all get a little heated sometimes. Maybe you’re arguing with your significant other or your overbearing boss is riding you like a half-ton bar skank working the mechanical bull. Or maybe your melted-wax-face neighbor won’t stop practicing her vocal scales at midnight. You know…the usual stuff. Anyway, as Summer approaches it’ll become more important to keep your cool. So, open a window while the Spring air is still crisp, and turn this mix up loud. It’s got just the right balance to calm your senses and put a spring in your step.

      street signs stressed out THRSDAY MIX: SIMMER DOWN

      The Greatest Light is the Greatest Shade – The Joy Formidable
      Dream Brother – Jeff Buckley
      FIYA – tUnE YaRdS
      Lorelai – Fleet Foxes
      Olivia – Washed Out
      I Go Away – MNDR
      Baby Don’t Go – Dum Dum Girls
      She’s Got Me Dancing – Tommy Sparks
      Breathing – Kate Bush
      Where Do My Bluebirds Fly? – The Tallest Man on Earth

      (You can find this playlist on the right column of the site until next Thursday. It will be permanently archived here.)

      If you still find yourself hot under the collar, try keeping your underwear in the freezer. Just don’t leave them in there too long. It’ll give freezer burn a whole new meaning.

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      cheapshots CHEAP SHOTS PODCAST EP. #8

      In this episode, Matt and I discuss movie news and Norse mythology as well as explain why there was not a new episode posted last week. Also the Radiator Game strikes again and one of us is forced to “yankee” a beer. DOWNLOAD | SUBSCRIBE

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      20110504 EAT JASONS LUNCH #34

      Cafe Duke – whole wheat penne with ham, chicken and Alfredo sauce, garlic bread, Peanut Toffee Buzz Clif Bar and a Honey Green Tea Honest Tea.

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      the siths THE SITHS

      The Siths were great, though on the whole I prefer Vader’s solo work.

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      More CAFE BLOODBATH at cafebloodbath.com.

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      20110503 EAT JASONS LUNCH #33

      Cafe Duke – Chicken Parmesan sandwich, Peanut Toffee Buzz Clif Bar (not pictured) and a Blueberry Green Tea Teas’ Tea (also not pictured).

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      050311 HAIKUESDAY #14

      Do you even remember how to use English without computer assistance? Do you know anyone whom does? Why do planets always explode the same way in every comic book? Could we move to the moon? Why didn’t we do a super topical Osama Bin Laden joke this week? Is spellcheck one word?

      Write us a haiku about it. And maybe —just maybe— we might not give you any shit about you’re typos.

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