People only say that the eyes are the doorway to the soul because they’ve never actually walked through and stepped into a fresh pile of stupid.
- Matt
November 11th, 2010 | Illustration
November 4th, 2010 | Illustration
Things got awkward right after this when George Takei showed up with Jason Voorhees.
- Matt
October 28th, 2010 | Illustration
Halloween is almost up your butt. What are you gonna do about it? Check this out while you’re figuring it out.
- Matt
Later, they refused even to speak to him after someone pointed out that doing so would technically violate the Prime Directive.
- Matt
The year was 1884. Nikolai Tesla had been recruited by Thomas Edison to come to America and work in one of his expensive and widely celebrated laboratories. Tesla worked day and night, enthusiastically taking on the company’s most troublesome problems and devising ingenious solutions to each one. Indeed, the future looked bright for Tesla… that is, until one fateful night.
While putting the finishing touches on a prototype DC generator, Tesla heard a commotion coming from Mr. Edison’s study. As he crept up the long winding staircase he heard the muffled screams of a girl. He rushed in and kicked open the door. “Mr. Edison!” he exclaimed, and to his horror he discovered Thomas Edison, hunched over the corpse of a young girl, his eyes glowing and fresh blood dripping down his chin.
- Matt
January 21st, 2010 | Illustration
Part of a series of illustrations I’m continually working on called, “Reasons Not To Have Children.”
- Matt
