As I’ve mentioned in the past, I’m a sucker for a beautiful woman. Everyone should know this by now. Today I’d like to highlight the most beautiful girl I sort of know. Her name is Carmen, she goes by Garms, she’s a West Coast actress/model and she’s hands down the most adorable thing short of a female Care Bear wearing a male Care Bear’s button down shirt the morning after they fuck.

Don’t believe me? Check out the “Nom Nomin’ with Garms” video below. I mean, I don’t like to watch ANYONE eat and I stared at that shit intently for 2 minutes and 11 seconds.

Carmen is currently in a theater production of Gilligan’s Island in which she plays Mary Ann (duh), and if you’re in the San Fran area, I highly suggest you check it out. If not, you can follow her Tumblr site and Twitter, but don’t bother trying to play her in Words with Friends.

- Carlo